emails back at ya

The Sandman says: When - like me - you're stuck in a beach hut with only a few Russian (e)mail-order brides for company, you tend to look forward to your daily emails. But for far too many of their subject lines there can only be one response. These are they.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Relationship success - doggy style

 
Simon Cad's Insiders says: THIS is almost like cheating Sandman...(download now!) And the Sandman replies: No, I want something more realistic than that.
Alvin & Joel - Authority Blueprint X says: This is like cheating...(download now!) And the Sandman replies: That's better.
Michael Senoff says: Cherries - a metaphor for all business . . . And the Sandman replies: Juicy on the outside, but dig a little deeper and all you get is the pits. Absolutely.
Rosalind Gardner says: [NPT] Sandman, how's your SEO? It's fine, thanks. A little sore, but it's to be expected after last weekend.
Bryan Winters says: -----> What could be better than chocolate cake? THIS!... Sex on a chocolate cake? Too right!
LOA-C Admin says: LOA Club - Having fun - the neglected pasttime! Not by me, it's not.
ListJoe.com says: Have You Been Fed A Bucket Of Hogwash? Nope - but I have enjoyed many, many buckets of Long Island Iced Tea.
Bruno Auger says: Your FREE download is Finally Ready! And about time, too. What *have* you been doing, already?
ListJoe.com says: How to tell if you’re ready to leave your job You press the elevator call button, and when the doors open, you feel like stepping inside. Simple.
Mike Filsaime says: this is sad, but true... What - the Turbo Legend comes to an end?
SoftwareKing.us says: Sandman... the Turbo Legend comes to an end Hm. Sad, but true.
Matt Gill says: Justin vs. Justin My money's on Justin.
T. Harv Eker says: He makes things happen... Who - Justin?
Dr. Joe Rubino says: He's the King of Core Values Yup - that's Justin all right.
Ric Thompson says: How Your Dog Can Teach You Relationship Success! Humping legs? Oh… kaaay.
Michael Gentry says: Sandman, Can you handle the truth?..[F.ree Download] I should've been humping legs all this time? Uh, oh.
** Fabian Tan ** says: Download Your "Hump Day" Gifts, Sandman... Cool! You may well have been right!
Chuck Abbott says: which one of these is you... The one humping the table leg. Why?
Chaney Weiner-www.WealthMasterySuccess.com says: Sandman, is there really such a thing as luck? For this very fortunate table leg? Indeed there is.
Wellington Tan - Attracting-Prosperity.com says: Sandman, How did they pull this off? Slowly. Painfully. They left a few marks on the leg, too.
Michelle Bersell says: So What's Your Excuse? I only discovered I should have been humping legs a few seconds ago. And yours?
Robert Irwin says: Are You Making One Of These Seven Serious Sex Mistakes? You mean … I shouldn't be humping legs after all? Uh oh.
Dov Baron says: Look Sandman, I had to say: "NO!" Just as well - your leg wouldn't have stood a chance.
Andrea Castellitto says: Back Pain? Sciatica? Grab this report right now Nah. Just stop humping legs. Simple.
Lance Tamashiro says: Did You Get Caught? Yes. Twice. And I'm so ashamed.
LawofAttractionNetworkForWomen.com says: Sandman, do you suffer from anxiety or stress? I did when I got caught, but not any more - I've given up humping legs.
Hanna Jameson says: Sandman... is that a leprechaun under your bed? I hope not - I've got a waterbed.
Law of Attraction Key says: Sandman Here's something most people don't know... Leprechauns can live under waterbeds?
It's John Guanzon! says: I Love This! So do I - every time me and a Perfect Russian Wife put the waterbed to good use, there's an Irish-sounding squeaking coming from below us. Just like old springs. It's great!
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